Sarah Pavis

Dr Pepper 10: Explained

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Top 10 Rejected Dr. Pepper 10 Slogans.
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Dr. Pepper Ten: It's ten times more fattening than Pepsi One!
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Dr. Pepper Ten: It's not for whores.
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Dr. Peppers 2 through 9 were complete failures.
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There are two types of people who love Dr Pepper 10: men and binary math nerds.
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Dr Pepper 10 has no period, and so do its only allowable drinkers.
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DP X: Brought to you by OS X
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Dr Pepper 6.4: the only soda the Russian judge likes
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Dr Pepper 10: for people who count calories and are confused when dividing by zero
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Dr Pepper Tin: Aluminum is so '90s.
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Dr Pepper Ton: The anti-diet soda
me:
Dr Pepper Tyń: an artisinal soda created by 7 villagers in rural Poland
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Dr Pepper Tsen: 苏打味道鲜美!
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Dr Pepper Toon: Characters Welcome!
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Dr. Pepper Teen: No Adults Allowed!
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Dr Pepper Ten: Endorsed by Bo Derek
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Dr Pepper 10: October's official drink.
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Dr Pepper Decagon: You don't even know what this means, do you?

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